NEW *ISH!

It's been a little while so I thought I'd give you a lil something new...or at least something that's not already posted...like it's not already up...look don't judge me.
Shut up and enjoy!

This is the Problem

All right, at the risk of sounding like my mother or even my grandmother (taking a deep breath of preparation) I have to say this: "Remember the good old days when music videos were fun and cool and you got all the hot new dance moves? You know, way back in them days when you had didn't know what was being said in a song until you were about 21 and you were sitting with a friend and it suddenly dawned on you like "Oh shit, that's what they were talking about?" Is it just me or are all them music videos fighting to see who can corrupt the kids the most?" Have you seen the latest Usher video "Lil Freak". Better still, have you heard the words?



"Put her hands in your pants and be my lil freak"

Huh? Really Usher? Dayum! So you're telling women to be bisexual for your personal pleasure. Hmmm. Something to think about huh parents? This is what he's telling your kids to do because let's face it that's who's going to be following those steps. So the next time your bumping this or any of the other overtly sexual songs in your car know that your child is somewhere acting it out.
I'm Just Saying!
SIDEBAR: What's up with fellas trying to put women on some bisexual *ish? Then turn around and get mad because women are all on each other in the club? Have to explore that in the next post.

Deuces

Pain = Laughter

Sometimes the things we find funny are the things that are most true!
Check out this video of me talking about wetting the bed as a child. TRUE STORY!
If you ever wet the bed then you can feel my pain and if you ever shared a bed with someone who wet the bed (sorry lil sis) you know this story all too well.
Enjoy!

Finally!

Today while surfing around the web looking for new ignorance to talk about, I stumbled across the story of Mrs. Iris Robinson the wife of Ireland's senior most politician who recently cheated on her husband. In the last 5 years it seems we've been inundated with stories of cheating husbands: Kobe Bryant and the anal violation, Governor Elliot Spitzer and the hooker ring, Senator McGreevy and his boy toy, John Edwards and his love child, and most recently Tiger Woods and his harem of hoes.
But for me what's worse than hearing the stories is watching the press conference where the wife stands next to the husband as he delivers a stilted address of his mistakes and how sorry he is when we all know he wasn't sorry when he was waxing all that #@$!
So it was refreshing to finally see a man in this reverse role. Check out Mr. Robinson as he is interviewed about his wife's affair and why he decided to stay. That's right fellas women are getting it poppin too. So let's all get out press conference speeches ready.

Nodding in Confusion

Excuse my lateness on this (I don't have cable) but I'm sooooo feeling Jay-Z's new video "On the The Next." Unfortunately, I don't know what any of the images have to do with the song besides maybe the burning basketballs but I'm giving him 10 cool points for excluding 33 half butt naked stripper chicks forcing me to watch ass throughout the song.

Check it out and tell me what you think.