Friday, January 8, 2010

5 Reasons Why I Don’t Date Fat Men.

I’m sure someone will read the title of this blog and say “That is so mean. I can’t believe she would say something like that! Hadiyah you wrong!” Well I said it and I’m not apologizing because it needs to be said. There’s an obsession with weight and men are in no way affected by it. To be a fat man in this country is completely okay. Fat guys are funny, they get women that are completely out of their league (According to Jim, King of Queens) and they are even rich rappers that all the women want (Rick Ross, Fat Joe and Notorious B.I.G. - God Bless the dead) and I think it’s because of all these examples fat men everywhere think they have it going on. FYI sweety, that walk is not Swaggar that’s unbalanced pressure on your knees and ankles. 

Things have got to change and I'm taking a stand against the madness. I remember once this fat dude I know asked me what happened after he noticed I had picked up a few pounds. And it wasn't even out of concern like "Is everything okay?" No it was audacious like "Dayum girl, you slippin." Meanwhile he was standing there with the Octomom's third trimester stomach. Not to mention the many times I've gotten an offer from some big, circular shaped, mass of flesh complete with the head nod and wink like he’s doing me a favor. BEAT IT! If you are a fat man you CAN NOT have my phone number. HELL NAW. My apartment keeps good heat so I don't need fogging up the windows with all that body heat.

I mean really, why are men fat anyway. Think about it they don’t have hormonal issues, water retention, and they don't have babies. So again I ask, WHY ARE MEN FAT? I'm sure most of you have never thought of it but lucky for you I've discovered that fat on a man says a lot about what kind of man he is and here are THE 5 REASONS I DON’T DATE FAT BOYZ:


1.   If a man is fat HE IS LAZY. Fact: A man's metabolism is 5-10% faster than a woman's so he's already at an advantage. A man can take to the court with his boys, run a few games of basketball, tennis, soccer, etc., come home and have a six pack of abs. Maybe it's not that easy but it's close. So if he can’t do this for himself I can't depend on him to go out of his way for anything that I want or need. “Baby the car broke down, I'm stranded on the side of the road. I need you to come get me and the kids.” After a long paused, some involuntary heavy breathing and a sigh of irritation I’m sure I’d hear “Why don’t you try to flag someone down. I’m sure a good Samaritan will pick you up. I’ll stay on the phone with you until then.” Anything that takes energy he’s probably not going to do it.

2.   If a man is fat that HE HAS NO CONTROL. He’s going to eat any and everything he wants all the time. Which means if I’m not around and he sees a woman he likes…need I say more? I can’t trust this man because I know that his appetite is the only thing that truly matters to him.

3.   If a man is fat and his excuse is "I'm an emotional eater," HE'S GOT FEMININE TENDANCIES aka BITCH. Science tells us that women are emotional and men are critical. Women deal in fantasy and men in hard facts. So if he’s sitting around eating Häagen-Dazs®, watching Grey’s Anatomy, crying like he's got PMS, my period is probably going to start because there’s an overload of estrogen in the room.   

4.   If a man is fat HE'S NOT HEALTH CONSCIOUS. Diabetes, High Blood are serious diseases that can take you off the earth and he may be suffering from these diseases and never even know it because he hasn't been to the doctor. Beyond that he may even have a few sexually transmitted diseases lying dormant in his system waiting to pass on. (FYI…every man should be tested cause some are not as sexually contentious as they should be but that’s another blog) Bottom line is I could wake up with a bubbling mass of skin and smelly discharge because he thought it was just a regular bump.


5.   Finally, if a man is fat that means quite frankly HE'S FAT and that shit is not sexy! Stretchmarks on his ass, hotdog rolls on the back of his neck, the space where his pecs should be there are supple Christmas ornament shaped boobs. Then below the belt his package is hiding under his moon shaped belly shading the goodies from the sun which is keeping them cold and therefore not at their maximum potential. COLD + PACKAGE = SAD


In closing, I wrote this blog not to be mean nor to be insensitive but to call attention to the double standard that exists between men and women when it comes to weight. There's a ridiculous amount of pressure only on women when we all should be trying to be our best selves and live as healthy as possible. So fellas get it together.


39 comments:

  1. A fat man is a lazy man. I'm bringing the titties. I don't need his, too!

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    1. I am a fat men but I am not at all lazy. I practise sport, like to hang out with friends, like to dress and to mirror. I always take care of myself and as far as metabolism is concerned I have to tell you that sometimes I think junk-science is on your mind. Metabolism depends on your DNA completely. It has nothing to do with sex. And If a car braks down and I am stranded on the road I can repair it myself even if I'm 300 pounds (sigh) and 6.0 1/2 feet tall and always dieting... hoping to lose as many pounds as possible. Just to go back to my youth's weight before quitting smoking. I'm not rude to women but you're breaking my heart. Not all fat men are lazy. Not all thin men are good. Or vice versa. You almost made me cry. Ok I'm feminine. But what about women who have a more critical approach to life, work, children or school? Do they have a wrong DNA?

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    2. I am a fat men but I am not at all lazy. I practise sport, like to hang out with friends, like to dress and to mirror. I always take care of myself and as far as metabolism is concerned I have to tell you that sometimes I think junk-science is on your mind. Metabolism depends on your DNA completely. It has nothing to do with sex. And If a car braks down and I am stranded on the road I can repair it myself even if I'm 300 pounds (sigh) and 6.0 1/2 feet tall and always dieting... hoping to lose as many pounds as possible. Just to go back to my youth's weight before quitting smoking. I'm not rude to women but you're breaking my heart. Not all fat men are lazy. Not all thin men are good. Or vice versa. You almost made me cry. Ok I'm feminine. But what about women who have a more critical approach to life, work, children or school? Do they have a wrong DNA?

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    3. Really? How do you know a fat man isn't one with a gland disorder? I know one with a gland disorder who is otherwise perfectly healthy, it just makes him extra-extra-large. He plays sports, works out, and doesn't eat that much, but he still can't help his weight. And how do you know that man didn't go through something in his life that led to temporary laziness, so he gained weight, and now he IS trying to lose it? For all you know, he goes to the gym daily and eats right, TRYING TO LOSE THE WEIGHT. You don't. You take one look and jump to shallow conclusions. You are vain and shallow. Thank you for displaying that to everyone here.

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  2. I dated a fat guy and I never will again. He turned into a first class jerk. So what was I with him for? He wasn't nice and people treated me like I was some degenerate that couldn't get a better looking man. It hurt me because every sleezebag in town thought I was cheap and easy. Ruined any future dating prospects after him. I had to move before dating again. If your a fat guy guy don't be a jerk because the only thing the girl is attracted to is your personality and when that goes theres nothing else.

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    1. At least you could identify who the sleezebags were!! Why were you worried about other men anyhow, being you were already in a relationship?? No wonder the dude was a dick. You had a wandering eye.

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    2. I totally agree. Maybe if you weren't so concerned with what other men were thinking or your future dating chances, he wouldn't have turned out so bad. Maybe he was looking for the right girl and thought you were, until he noticed how you worried about other mens' opinions. Seriously, can you people grow brains and drop looks? I sadly know a girl with brains and beauty, but her kindness level is dead. She's literally a jerk to everyone, she's extremely arrogant because of her beauty and brains combination, and she only hangs out with other populars because it boosts her image, even though she dislikes most of them. So yeah, a combination of brains and kindness is what I look for. Beauty isn't in that problem because beauty will be the answer to it once I find it.

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  3. I'm overweight myself but doing my best to cut down ( from 350-321 now ). While yes, I understand woman do have pressure on their looks, which is unfair, that doesn't mean they should be totally bias against dating an over-weight guy & vice versa for us guys as well. If one based their relationship on good looks alone, then their partner will sense it & take them for granted thinking or knowing he/she will still be there because of their looks. & Lets be honest, not everyone will have time for a daily workout, but can substitute by eating right & staying active. For everybody that's single & knows someone whom might be interested in you, has a good personality but not your cup-of-tea due to the person being over-weight, try to see if they'll willing to make changes to fit your needs. If they do make the effort, that's someone worth staying with.

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    1. This I agree with. Relationships are about WAY more than weight and looks and you never know if the large guy hitting on you is trying to cut down. If he's making you laugh and making you smile, why ruin it by looking at his weight and ending it all on that? Guys tend to do this too(I don't) and I hate it. Personally, I would never date that dumb blond just for her body and because she's so stupid I could get laid every night without any arguments. Or that B**** with the big breasts. Kindness and intelligence are the first two things I look for. All men and women should do that IMO. The world would be a happier place if people could get past appearance and money and start looking at personality.

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  4. 1 - im not lazy. I go for hour long walks at least once a day usually im chillin with friends and we end up walking for about 2 hours a day.

    2 - I eat small breakfasts and lunches. rarely snack. I do admit I like big dinners though.

    3 - im not an emotional eater but I am very feminine. no real point there but whatever

    4 - if diabeetus doesnt kill me cancer from smoking will, or complications from weight loss surgery (like ill ever get that), or getting hit by a car (fact: being overweight reduces your chances of dying in a car crash). any number of things can kill me. oh and I usually eat healthy foods. lots of fruits and vegetables, Plain rice balls (yum), ect.

    5 - SOME women like fat guys (yep its true) and I happen to go crazy for a fat girl. (the bigger the better)

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  5. I'm a guy and I dont date fat chicks-- what's wrong with an attractive woman not wanting to date a big fatso?

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    1. The problem is personality. Some 'hot' people are worse cheaters because they know they can get more. Also, typically, they spend so much time in the gym or the beauty salon and trying to romance the opposite sex that they forgot to pay attention in class. My first priority in picking a girl is her intelligence, then her kindness, then her sense of humor. Beauty is last because if she has all of those, she will be beauty no matter she looks like. You are a vain, shallow jerk. Congradulations on showing that to the world.

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  6. You are shallow and I hope that you will feel the horrible pain of rejection from a jerk, I hope that you go begging to some nice guy and they turn you down.

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  7. I now know that this is fake. she's pretending to be this stupid. cause if there are people that are actually this stupid I'll kill myself right now for being the same species.

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  8. The bloodclart made some good points - I think it was honest & funny.

    As a chubby guy myself I can take it on the chin.

    I am 6'1" and 225 pounds who was 190lbs when in shape.

    The thing is I have ALWAYS liked voluptuous women but notice very few women PREFER a bigger man...

    ...they like a bloke with a fat wallet though!

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  9. this is one of the dumbest things ive ever read. Im a big guy and i work hard. I would leave my mate stranded. Not to mention there are no negative health factors in my family. Which are bigger as well. I do know a 6'0 tall 160 pound guy with diabetes though. Hes only 25. Hmm explain that you vain bitch.

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  10. this is one of the dumbest things ive ever read. Im a big guy and i work hard. I would leave my mate stranded. Not to mention there are no negative health factors in my family. Which are bigger as well. I do know a 6'0 tall 160 pound guy with diabetes though. Hes only 25. Hmm explain that you vain bitch.

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  11. Ok, can I just say, I'm overweight(not considered, obese for my age and height, but I am slightly overweight and it is noticeable). You know when I gained it? When I was traumatized by a teacher. EVERYONE-IDC IF YOU'RE A F****** GUY OR GIRL-EVERYONE HAS A TENDANCY TO EAT MORE WHEN THEY ARE STRESSED! I was threatened, yelled at, cussed at, and otherwise mentally traumatized by a teacher. My family couldn't afford to put me in any sports I do like and my school only offers 2 or 3 that I don't play. This teacher kept me in during our free time outside and during P.E. to make me do extra work and when I got home, I was so sick that I kept thinking I needed to eat to feel better. I have successfully worked off a TON of that weight, but I am still overweight. On top of which, I would NEVER cheat on a woman or be lazy. I hate guys that do that crap. I spoil anyone I date. In 5th grade when I had my first GF, I spent 100$ on her birthday present(a new necklace she had wanted, which was cheap cause we were still kids so it wasn't too fancy). I don't have a lot of money, but when I date, I spend a lot of it on my GF. I am the Valedictorian of my grade level and have always made Straight-As, so I am not mentally deprived and I know enough to handle myself in bad situations. And as far as sexiness goes, if you truly love someone, it won't matter what they look like. You're nothing but a B**** looking for sex by the way you talk! If you were looking for a meaningful relationship, you'd look for anything and stick to someone who gives you that even if he is overweight! I'll admit, I do have a habit of eating when I'm not really hungry, but I've tried to stop that for a while and rather than all the time eating like I did when I was stressed, I now grab a small snack here or there and I usually try to grab healthy snacks(oranges are my favorites!). I can be funny, I'm very intelligent, I try to keep a positive attitude, and if I truly care for who I'm dating, I will spoil them rotten and the idea of cheating will never once cross my mind. Do I expect some help from time to time when I can't handle things on my own? DUH! A relationship is about give and take for better or for worse. I sincerely warn you that for an article like this, karma could come back and one day you could be fat. OH-Let me add this-I know one guy who is superbly overweight, but it isn't his fault! He has a gland disorder. He doesn't eat much and he plays sports, but he naturally gets larger because of a disorder. He's otherwise perfectly healthy according to doctors. The disorder just makes him extra-extra-large. I sincerely hope karma hits you and if possible, that it hits you upside the head.

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    1. WEIRD FACT: Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. People eat more desserts when they are stresssed. Mind=Blown. This is the same person who posted the original comment, by the way.

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  12. I'm a husky guy who prefers eating a pleasing meal and paying someone to cut the grass instead of going to the gym twice a day to a attract a needy, rambling, baby factory twat. :)

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  13. This is three years old but the writer of this article doesn't know anything about Fat Men. I am 6'7" and weigh just over 400 pounds. I go to the gym every morning. I may not eat 100% healthy, but if I was anything like what you claim then my house should have been out of food months ago. I have never cheated on a girlfriend, ever. everytime my ex called me because she was stranded I jumped off the couch and drove out to help. the same goes for any friend that calls me for car problems. Also I have been to the doctor and I don't have High BP or diabetes. I have recently found out that there i have a underperforming thyroid issue, which means my metabolism is basically none and no matter how much I work out unless i take meds i will always gain weight. the only thing worth reading in your article is that part that you don't find fat men attractive, and thats fine, that is your opinion, the rest is just trash. so to summarize, yes, I am fat. No, I am not lazy, I am Health concious, I am not a cheater, I am just fat. a fat happy regular guy. get over yourself.

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  14. Regardless of many people calling your fat comments as dumb, i do not think they are dumb. In fact, they are correct. The fat people just do not realize this because their brain has degenerated by 8-16%, depending on how fat they are. It is a known scientific fact. After all, if fat people were smart they would not be fat. It is so unhealthy to be fat. They

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  15. I can't get over all the butthurt men posting on here.Bitches for sure.She does'nt like fat men.So what.Move on.It's like the world stops catering to some guys for a hot minute and they can't handle it.

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  16. What about guys with Bulimia/other eating disorders, they have to rott in hell too?

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  17. I'm too petite to date a fat guy. The "body logistics" just don't work. About 5'9 and 170 pounds and no more is perfect for me.

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  18. I'm attracted to overweight guys with a kind funny personality. Somehow I feel safe and protected near him. As far as the thin guy more shallow and cruel have been my experiences

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  19. i am in Africa but I agree that fat men stinks,the writer says the whole truth.I AM 50 years alive and just want to say a fat man will have a hard time being good in bed.I HATE people with fattutide for they live in denial. IT is okay to disagree with the writer but if she were to aggree with the fat boys she to will be very wrong and deserving the fire of hell.DO YOU WANT TO ARGUE WITH ME,WRITE TO ME AT hugtruelove@yahoo.com

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    1. Fat guys are actually really good in bed, as long as they aren't morbidly obese.

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  20. i am in Africa but I agree that fat men stinks,the writer says the whole truth.I AM 50 years alive and just want to say a fat man will have a hard time being good in bed.I HATE people with fattutide for they live in denial. IT is okay to disagree with the writer but if she were to aggree with the fat boys she to will be very wrong and deserving the fire of hell.DO YOU WANT TO ARGUE WITH ME,WRITE TO ME AT hugtruelove@yahoo.com

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  21. Wow u must be perfect. Great for you.

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  22. Your soul must be trash, with your mind following close behind it.

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  23. I have never read something more ridiculous in my life. As much as I want to rip this article apart, I'll choose to wisely disagree and say one thing; Love is love, and when you're truly at that point, this silly shit just doesn't matter.

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  26. Hey :) I get your reasoning behind calling attention to this double standard concerning men and women. Frankly I don't think it exists. I'm somebody who you would call fat, I'm 6'4 and weigh 220lbs.

    I have never been on a date and I'm 24. Surely I don't have the best happy go lucky personality but I'm a nice enough guy and the girls I asked out always gave my weight as a reason.

    I'm not lazy either, I actually did a marathon recently I just eat too much sometimes so you're right about impulse control.

    It's really hard for me to maintain friendships as well cause a lot of guys don't like being associated with fat people.

    In my opinion everybody who doesn't adhere to the strict beauty standards of society gets treated pretty badly.

    Lastly I fully understand big guys are not attractive to women. I think it's not true fat guys get girls like I said I never even had the slightest chance.

    I will be out of law school soon and since I've never even touched a woman I am coming to terms with ending up alone. I am still working on being healthy but even after I'm in good shape I still think I won't be able to attract women because my personality and my self-esteem has been crippled by my loneliness so I wouldn't even know how to deal with a potential girl who liked me.

    It's refreshing to hear a woman speaking the truth since a lot of women will tell fat guys that they have a shot at dating which in the end only leads to disappointment over and over again. Thanks!

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    1. I'm same height and weigh 100 pounds more. Just because you have fat on your body doesn't mean you're fat. Now, you are (no offense) not very strong that's one thing. I was blessed with being abnormally strong for a 19 year old. I don't consistently go to the gym but I can out lift most guys my age when I do go, most of my strength being natural. Most women are shallow and only see fat. It so stupid. My girlfriend can't keep her hands off of me, she is a little over weight as well, but she knows I'm strong and really likes the muscle. So I guess my point is the author of

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  27. Judging by some of the vicious responses, the writer really hit a nerve. And thanks to the law student for your courageous honesty. You're one in a million and worth your weight in gold.

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